jerkidiot:

have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

doppelgender:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

http://cyberpark.tumblr.com/post/70020280017/cyberpark-isnt-it-weird-how-the-smallest-most

cyberpark:

isn’t it weird how the smallest most insuinificant things that you don’t think about can have the biggest impact on your life like your decision to stay in the shower for a minute or two longer than normal saved you from being in that car wreck you saw on the way to work this…

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

foodtrucker:

my drug of choice is sleep deprivation

(Source: foodtrucker)

hungarian:

*touches textbook*

*absorbs knowledge*

  • beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
  • beyonce: i'm beyonce
  • beyonce's publishing team: tru

87daysbefore:

it’s 2013 and people still can’t tell when i’m being sarcastic 

my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter 

(Source: flawlessdiamondprincess)